Contract Labor (Flash Friday Fiction)
Why is it? The bleeding carpenter shows up first every single time. And they’re all the same carpenters. Muscle-bound, thick as a sack of dog shite and proud of their neckless bodies.
This one wasn’t that bad. At least he had a bit going on downstairs. Granted, I had to lead the show, but that’s what it’s all about. If you want the new stairs put in by the weekend, you’ve got to do what a girl’s got to do. But god help me. He fancies himself a romantic. He thinks we’ve got “a right cool thing baby.”
What he doesn’t know is I’ve got the plumber waiting. His turn next.
June 11, 2010 at 1:31 pm
She is a clearly a wanton slut who thinks nothing whatsoever of using her body ruthlessly to get what she wants from any piece-of-meat guy who comes along. I like that in a woman.
Seriously, thanks for playing along this week! Nice to see the power dynamic on this one.
– PB
June 11, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Love it! Erotic, and made me laugh out loud at the same time.
Happy FFF!
June 11, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Now that is a woman who loves to get her own way, by any means! Brilliant!
June 11, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Hahahah A girl’s got to do what she’d got to do to get her house in order! That was great.
Happy Flash Fiction Friday:)
June 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm
HAHAHA that was fabulous!! thanks for playing!
June 11, 2010 at 8:56 pm
So that’s why I can’t ever seem to get work done on my house. I wonder what the estimates looked like. Hilarious.
June 11, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Home improvements are a wonderful thing … her husband was always amazed how much she was to get done !
As Bennie Hill us to say “Need to put more men on the job!”
June 12, 2010 at 8:47 pm
“thick as a sack of dog shite” *laughs*
Well that is a new phrase for me. And just how thick is a bag of dog shite?
Happy late FFF.