Online Baiting
Here we go. First my headline: I’m the one your mother warned you about. No. Better tame it down a bit.
Passionate explorer of planet earth.
Yeah, that oughta do it.
Now, about me and who I’m looking for:
I’m a libertine slut who masturbates regularly and I will learn how to make you scream. I need a man who can take me three times a day and slap me hard if I refuse a fourth. He must not shy away from a bit of rough play.
I’m a happy, independent woman with a strong sense of how to have a good time. I’m up for pretty much anything truth told. I’m looking for a guy with the same who can too.
This next bit could be slightly tricky. In my own words:
I like the hedonist life and can take on as many men or women you throw my way. My twisted and perverse mind never stops. And I don’t give a toss about your mates, your family, your job or any of your various boring hobbies. And if your profile mentions your mother you can fuck off right now.
I’m a sociable, energetic and open-minded girl that enjoys sport. I’ve been told I’m quite creative and have a unique way of viewing things.
What I like to do for fun:
BDSM
Inventing creative new games
My favorite hotspot:
Xstreamparty Amsterdam
My local pub
One of my favorite things:
Your cock in my mouth
Interesting food
My last read:
Molly Weatherfield’s Carrie’s Story. Look it up fuckwit. You might learn something
The Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller
Close enough.
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June 6, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Glad I learned to read between lines
June 6, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Quite, quite brilliant…
June 7, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Man, posting it as originally written would be MUCH more interesting, I think. There’d be a hell of a lot more crap replies to sort through, but the results would probably be worth it.
– PB
June 7, 2010 at 5:33 pm
*snickers delightedly* You are inspiring some mischief in my head Cate.
June 11, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Brilliant. Love your writing!
June 12, 2010 at 8:52 pm
“I’m a libertine slut who masturbates regularly and I will learn how to make you scream. I need a man who can take me three times a day and slap me hard if I refuse a fourth. He must not shy away from a bit of rough play.”
*laughs* My kinda toy…
Nice piece, this.