Online Baiting

Cate Goes Down - online datingHere we go.  First my headline: I’m the one your mother warned you about.  No.  Better tame it down a bit.

Passionate explorer of planet earth.

Yeah, that oughta do it.

Now, about me and who I’m looking for:

I’m a libertine slut who masturbates regularly and I will learn how to make you scream. I need a man who can take me three times a day and slap me hard if I refuse a fourth.  He must not shy away from a bit of rough play.

I’m a happy, independent woman with a strong sense of how to have a good time.  I’m up for pretty much anything truth told.  I’m looking for a guy with the same who can too.

This next bit could be slightly tricky. In my own words:

I like the hedonist life and can take on as many men or women you throw my way.  My twisted and perverse mind never stops.  And I don’t give a toss about your mates, your family, your job or any of your various boring hobbies.  And if your profile mentions your mother you can fuck off right now.

I’m a sociable, energetic and open-minded girl that enjoys sport.  I’ve been told I’m quite creative and have a unique way of viewing things.

What I like to do for fun:

BDSM

Inventing creative new games

My favorite hotspot:

Xstreamparty Amsterdam

My local pub

One of my favorite things:

Your cock in my mouth

Interesting food

My last read:

Molly Weatherfield’s Carrie’s Story.  Look it up fuckwit.  You might learn something

The Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller

Close enough.

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6 Responses to “Online Baiting”

  1. Muskrat Says:

    Glad I learned to read between lines

  2. Quite, quite brilliant…

  3. Man, posting it as originally written would be MUCH more interesting, I think. There’d be a hell of a lot more crap replies to sort through, but the results would probably be worth it.

    – PB

  4. *snickers delightedly* You are inspiring some mischief in my head Cate.

  5. Brilliant. Love your writing!

  6. “I’m a libertine slut who masturbates regularly and I will learn how to make you scream. I need a man who can take me three times a day and slap me hard if I refuse a fourth. He must not shy away from a bit of rough play.”

    *laughs* My kinda toy…

    Nice piece, this.

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